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    Thursday, November 30, 2006

    Ants are MYOPIC & the FLU

    Thursday, November 30, 2006
    After days of observation & scrunity of the ant's network due to extreme boredom @ work, i've come to a conclusion that ANTS are MYOPIC. The moment they see food... they are fast to respond but in a pointless way, i.e. fighting their way through the clear plastic that hold the food.
    Have you ever try to eat as quickly as you can so that you can finish it before the ants make their attack? Well... I did. I literally gobbled down my bread, fruits, lunch these few days because the ants come so quickly and in MOB somemore. Gross....

    Anyway, the flu resulted in a retardation in my taste bud so it doesn't matter if I can slowly enjoy my food, for I can't! One thing good about having flu is the continous sneezes increase the frequencies of facial movement, so much so like exercising my facial muscles, thus making it firmer. Conclusion: I saw distinct jawline this morning! The sames jawline that disappeared for quite sometime.... hahahah...

    Did I mentioned that I'm having a fever too?! In case you are wondering about incoherence and nonsenses that prevail in this entry. Also, the difficulty of breathing also means that less oxygen in my brain, resulting in a little malfunction Ho Ho Ho!!!

    The usage of PINK fonts roughly suggests degree of seriousness of my sickness. Hahaha...!

    Wednesday, November 29, 2006

    AH-CHOOOooo!!!

    Wednesday, November 29, 2006
    9.30am 1st Sneeze - Nah... Dust...

    10.15am 2nd-5th Sneezes - Hmm... Who is cursing me?

    2.30pm 6th - 13th Sneezes - Ok... something is not right. Glup down gallons of water & flush down gallons of water

    3.30pm 14th - infinty Sneezes - Kaozzz! Siao liao lor... mucus flowing down... throat is icky. AH-CHOOOoooo!

    Conclusion: I'm SICK. SUX!!!!

    Yea.. I'm so boliao that I actually track my sneezes & blog twice in 4hrs!!! Nothing happening today except that I accidentally locked myself outside the office. Cause the maid to make other trip to open the door for me in vain because my boss got contingency plan. Whahaha!!!

    Suddenly the downside of this work dawned on me. I realised I can hardly response to conversations properly. By properly I meant to answer Ok! Damm... this is serious... when the tenants ask me why i'm standing outside... My 1st response will be "huh? erm... Oh! ey.. I blah blah blah... " When they asked if I want to sit inside their office for the time being... all i did was to shake my head vigorously (as if they asked if i want to eat poison) rather than explaining to them I need to pick up calls from the outside. SIGH.... WHY? WHY? WHY? Long were the days when I can talk nineteen to the dozen, argue with teachers LOGICALLY & make smart sarcastic remarks. Yeah.... the caustic capricorn is no longer acidic. My mind went blank when my OB lecturer ask me how I find the text. I couldn't even utter a word intelligently. My closed door approach has hit me hard. Jiat lat...

    21st yr doesn't seem to be as exciting as what was anticipated. Somehow, all the effects of my past behavior snowballed & hit me all at once.
    fatter, uglier, hagard, becoming mute, nerdy, social-less (note: not unsociable. is ppl ignore me, not the other way) , friendless, getting detestable soon i guess & STupid. What a life! Whoo-hoo!
    I should have step forward when the motorbike was coming at 90km/h. Should have drank the entire bottle of dettol when I thought of it. Should have jump off the cable car when i was at Genting. Whahahaa.... Getting Emo again.

    Oh yes... i'm still sneezing continously & sniffling too.

    4.30pm now... get ready to GO!!!!

    LIFE IS GOOD. =)

    Dreamzzz

    Capricorn -
    A rather upsetting dream could disturb your sleep tonight, dear Capricorn. When you awaken and get focused in the real world, it may seem so bizarre it isn't worthy of any serious consideration. Nonetheless, write it down later, and after some time has passed go over the symbols and see what they suggest to you. The dream is trying to tell you something about a specific situation in your life - albeit in a rather weird way!

    Last night, I had a weird dream. I dreamt that I was driving very fast on a endless road. Sitting beside me was someone (cant see the face, too blurred) who was bleeding profusely. I guess i was eager to reach the hospital. Suddenly I saw several army trucks & an ambulance in front & I tried to race ahead to get it's attention. It seem to be leaving but my car somehow slowly down, like fuel running low. In a effort to get help, I throw my passenger on the side road so that the car can move faster. (It's a dream yah... so no logic.) Amazingly, the medic manage to stitch up the person very quickly. Thereafter, I started driving again. The car did not have any problem (as i said, it's dream yah) then as I try to make a turn... BANG! right into a huge tree!

    I swear I could feel the impact as I woke up with a shock! So strange... I thought I just dozed off... can dream so quickly?! I look at the clock... 6.07am. To sleep for 8hrs & doesn't feel like you've slept is WORSE than being knock by a car. sianzzz...

    So what do you think this dream is telling to tell me?

    Saturday, November 25, 2006

    Ahhem

    Saturday, November 25, 2006
    Just returned from muggging session with Leng & Ting @woodlands library. Obviously I got a bit distracted as i suddenly tot of refining by TO-DO List. As accord to Leng, I always managed to come up with some excuses not to dress up myself. Not excuses ok.. is really don't have the occasion or situation = the need to. Anyway she is partially right as in I don't dress up. But i always think once u start, maintenance fee will snow-balled, like owning a car. BUT I realised can invest in something that's more lasting & do within my means. YUP... so here is my updated to buy list!
    Do new specs... just the lens also can. Aldy cannot make it... --> MUZ BE ANTI-FOG
    - A new hairstyle... at least do something to make it more managable than the current fizzy/brittle/damn dry mop --> Got an idea from Ting. Rebond the lower ends.
    - at least 2 pairs of jeans. I only got... can you believe... 5 bottoms! N they are not consider decent to Leng. Hahaha! --> Maybe can consider other kinds of pants?!
    - Some tops... no more polo tees (they get out of shape so fast!) no ah-sohs tops also. Where to get v-neck tops that are not SO REVEALING?!!! sianzzz..... --> I thinking of getting buttoned tops, similar to the black one I have.
    - Get some accessories?! Hmm... KIV. =p

    Ok... guess that's all for now. hahaha... List might gets longer. hahaa! See how much I can achieve lah! HAhaha....

    Friday, November 24, 2006

    Thanksgiving...

    Friday, November 24, 2006
    Yep... all the ang mohs are all on holiday... meaning there isn't much for me to do. Few minutes ago, I was battling with thousands of ants that invaded into my food ration. Not mine technically, lady boss bought for me to eat for dinner lesson day. It's 3pm now... n i'm happily eating a 'wife's biscuit' that was spared from the attack. Hahaha!

    Realise 2006 is going to be over soon?!!! This year seem to zooooooommmmmm by. It seems like i was still celebrating my 21st b-day & b4 u knew it... it's 50 days to my 22nd b-day. OH NO!!! I can feel the mid-quarter life crisis panic attack!!! Erm... of course, we still have 1 more 21st celebration to go... for Jun. hahaha...

    Anyway... i got my new year resolutions drafted out. Bcoz Blogger ate my old blog, i can't remember what i wrote last year for 2006, cannot tally =( Anyone remember? Hahaha! Technically speaking... this is something I want to achieve/get my hands on/buy b4 I turned 22, which is like ard the corner?!!! Gasps... try lah hor. Kekeke...

    - Do new specs... just the lens also can. Aldy cannot make it...
    - A new hairstyle... at least do something to make it more managable than the current fizzy/brittle/damn dry mop
    - at least 2 pairs of jeans. I only got... can you believe... 5 bottoms! N they are not consider decent to Leng. Hahaha!
    - Some tops... no more polo tees (they get out of shape so fast!) no ah-sohs tops also. Where to get v-neck tops that are not SO REVEALING?!!! sianzzz.....
    - pocket size thesaurus. Used to have 1 but it was taken from my locker & never came back. AJCians are losers lah... they steal dictionaries & ten-years series. Bleh...
    - Gotta wear my heels more frequently.. even though they hurt like hell!!! (Put vaseline, put vaseline, put vaseline)
    - Get out of the 3-steps basic facial regime. I'm not joking... but there are fine lines on my forehead & uneven tones. No wonder every1 keep saying I look HAGGARD. Sigh....
    Any recommendations, ppl?
    - Moisturise religiously... apply to heels & wear socks to bed. (It works, ok!)
    - Don't break the Saturday routine with Jamie.
    - Study conscientiously... I cannot just pass, muz do well. If not, I'll do wrong to my SAVINGS A/C!!!

    After this listing... i realise i need more $$$ than time. Hahaha.... I'm not greedy. I just want 1 month bonus will do.... (Civil Servant get 2.2mths, ok! I thinking of joing them too...even if it means boring... hahaha)

    ok... 2 more hrs to end of work. Later still got to go Unicampus for a seminar... & it's like in Faraway QUEENSTOWN!!! sigh.... b4 that... back to 2005 accounts. So shity... been trying to clear it for few months liao still haven sort it out.

    Btw... I WANT TO GO VIVOCITY!!! I think i'm the last suaku who have't go there... so sad.

    Sidenote: I'm listening to 933 oldies now. When Aaron Kwok's mandarin was sucky but popular like nobody's biz... when Cecilia Chung tried to sing... when Takeshi Kaneshiro (Jin Cheng Wu) still sings, when Alex To doesn't strip while singing... So old school. Listen already make me feel so old... hahahah!!!!

    Sunday, November 19, 2006

    Phew!!!

    Sunday, November 19, 2006
    I survived!!!! Hahaa... this is only the 1st week and I already got the momentum going. Whoo-hooo... POWER! Previously i was worried I might suffer from LAG. Since it has been eons since I plunged into proper studying. The tourism dip was easy lah, ok.. so not counted. Haha!
    Other than appreciating the fact that I'm a Singaporean Chinese... Kiasuism plays a part here, ok?!... I'm taking this opportunity to SHOUT a BIG "THANK YOU" to my darling gals!!! got the following:

    Jun's smses & msns... Sweetie U yah! *wink* Also, the mugging session on friday at SMU (she smuggled me in...hahaha)
    Ting & her darling YY for picking up for dinner near my sch. Totally eased my 1st day kan-cheong-ness sydrome. U guys r COOL! =) Not forgetting hers & Leng's smses as well as an effectively(inclusive of gossips as well =p) spent saturday in woodlands library mugging with them!

    THANK YOU PPL!!!
    LIFE WILL NEVER BR THE SAME W/O YOU!!!
    LUV U ALL! =)

    Sidenote: Jun, will update accordingly yah... Dun worry... ahaha!

    Sunday, November 12, 2006

    Wah!!!

    Sunday, November 12, 2006

    See already feel so embarrassing... last time we played is 3 person together (each in charge 3 keys) & we still lose.. Hahahahaa....

    Sidenote: Just rec'd a sms from darling jun, telling me i won't be bored anymore after today, after sch starts. So sweet of her... never fail to sms me the day b4 i've something on. Thanks Girl!

    Boredom... (2)

    Yea... How Bored can one be?

    Woke up at 8.30am. I didn't want to sleep till my usual sunday afternoon in case I cant sleep tonight & I have a freaking long day tmr. Watch Baby Loony Tunes... how familar. wanted to catch Tom & Jerry ytd but gotta go out.

    Mum & Dad went out to choose the tiles for the kitchen. Yup, we are finally renovating the place after 19 long years. I spent the morning teaching little one push-ups & sit-ups & perfecting her amatuer cart-wheels. Then went to the petrol station to pay dad's fine at the AXS . Then mopped the floor (see how desperate i was for something to do) but was eventually usurped by Min. Bleh.... She is bored too I guess....


    Contracter came with Mum & Dad to take measurement. I spent the rest of the afternoon going online, offline, online, offline... Then mum & min went out for grocery shopping. I decided to take a nap. Yea... too bored already. Nothing to do online either. Yet my nap was interupted 3 times. First next-door neighbour came with home-made goreng pisang. Not bad lah... quite nice. Then.. phone call from Keith - aka Jamie's irritating classmate who call almost several times everyday. wah lau... how can some parents let young children have mobile phone. even if u don't mind them jacking up the phone bills with nonsensical calls.. I really very MIND picking up those calls.

    Lastly, was the sudden convectional rain. Boooo.... so much for napping.


    When i finally dozed off... mum came back. All my ZZZZZ mood gone liao. Sigh...

    I spent the rest of the evening blog surfing... how pathetic.... =(


    If you're yawning by now... you're forgiven. This entry is not meant to be INTERESTING.


    Next week shall not be the same I hope... I'm praying for a psychotic lecturer who gives endless readings. So that I don't have to spend my weekends moping in self misery, self deception, self denial... fantasizing on impossible-to-come-true dreams & wild imaginations...

    I'm serious... seriously.


    Saturday, November 11, 2006

    流汗的感觉真好!!!

    Saturday, November 11, 2006
    HO HO HO! As the title suggests... I did some physical activity today! Please... 别想歪歪!
    I brought little one to Yishun Park today with surprising relevations. No pics though coz my phone decided to die on me this morning.
    On our way there... I propose a race with her. 我的打击很大 LEH!!!
    She is AS FAST AS ME ! Shocking Leh... Somemore when we stopped, she was giggling n walking normally while I was PANTING like a old cow. Kaozzz!
    We went to have breaskfast 1st then mum proceed home with her market load. She literally 'cheong' to the monkey bar. Before i reach, she already cleared 1 round of monley climbing. Wah!!! 2nd 打击. I can never do monkey bar in my entire life lor... not even when young! All i can do is flip myself upside down & hang like a baby opossum. Bleh... I'm so lousy.
    Anyway, she fell down backwards on the swing while trying to adjust her butt. Luckily impact no very big cos she was quite close to the sandy ground. However, she had a bad fall while trying to land on the finishing platform of the monkey bar later. Backward fall again & I saw her back hitting the platform. Goodness lor... I was so terrified. In that split seconds, all sorts of thoughts ran through my mind. " Concussion? Paralysed? Retarded? " Pui Pui Pui, choy choy choy... touch wood leh!
    She teared for 1 minute.. stood up herself. Then went back to the monkey bar AGAIN! Wah lau... so relentless leh. 真是初生之犊不怕虎!But can see that her confidence got a bit shattered... she insist I hold her legs while she cross. Diao... end up I became a cheesy cheerleader for the next half an hr, trying to encourage her to cross herself. Eventually, we figure out that she is tired lah. So we make our way home. Since i was wearing my track shoes (it was kinda dusty when i pulled out =p) I decided to slow jog home. I was at my usual speed (U all know how 'fast' lah hor) & Jamie Lim can follow my pace EFFORTLESSLY! Wah 3rd 打击!!! She can talk at the same time while I was at my 'old cow panting".
    Really 老了... siao liao. So unfit... sigh... I promise her I'll bring her out more often. Can see that she really enjoyed herself despite the fall. 1st time I feel that I'm a good sister. hahah... must be sub-consciously influence by that "7 Habits" book I've been reading recently.

    Afternoon, went central to have lunch. Little one finish up her portion, which is rare. Guess she muz be damn starving after that strenuous morning. Did I mentioned I got niam by Dad when I decide to be honest about Jamie's fall?! Yeah... luckily I siam fast. But I believe I'll probably be hearing the same thing 3 mths down the road. Damn...

    Oh yah.... the kiasu sister of hers, i.e. ME, bought her a Primary 2 maths assessment book. Shit.. i'm turning into those kiasu parents!!! No lah... not stress her lah. She might be bored during the hols mah... anyway when i was at her age I spent my holidays reading next yrs' textbooks. That's y i can be top 10 everyyear except P4. Ho Ho Ho!! [yea.. showing off. but after tt in sec & jc also top 10, but is count from the bottom... boo...]

    Today has been fruitful... so far. I helped my mum with dinner preparation & also made yam cake. Hmm... so nice. [Qi: Don't be jealous ok! It's purely coincidental that we also cook good food when u're not ard. Did i mentioned we had mini abalone too?! ahaha!]

    Jamie is sleeping now... I bit worry actually. She don't take naps unless she is not feeling well. But when i check on her just now... she can still 'tsk' me leh. should be ok right?! hahaha...

    OK...this is a long entry since my b-day entry (which ate up by blogger... sobzzz)

    Going for my fabulous, delicious dinner. Buai =)

    Friday, November 10, 2006

    Stupid leh

    Friday, November 10, 2006
    It's 11.23am... & I'm blogging!!! Nope... not MC, not day off. I'm in the office right now. Today, being Friday, more or less in the pre-weekend mood. Haha!

    The main reason I'm is to KPKB 'bout work stuff. I don't believe this. How can one be so ineffective & inefficient to such extent. I email this executive 6 weeks ago regarding this VERY IMPORTANT freaking form that she has to submit. Thereafter, I sent her some other discrepancies that she has to get back to me asap to avoid delay. Throughout this period, I believe i sent her several reminders & only ONCE that she acknowledged receipt. Call her - always voice mail. *Piang leh*

    Today this mysterious person finally call! for some enquries. So I asked her what are the updates for the respective stuff. Guess what's her answer.

    "Huh?! what's tt? got meh?" & " I rec'd your email but I wasn't around." & "Last month's? Ohhh.. shit! (softly to herself but I can hear it)"

    WTH!!! Ultimate lor... win lor... still need me to re-fresh her memory. She can still tell me she haven't get to that YET! WTF?! Somehow she has YET to see the seriousness of the problem. This is army/military issue. IF she does not confirm with me, I cannot purchase. (If buy 1st later is wrong how? cannot anyhow buy. $$$ leh) Then the airbase won't be able to receive the item by deadline.. they will come KPKB at us.

    After getting the situation clear, her tone become very unfriendly. Like i give a lot of work like that. kaozzz! Can even ask me why i bid when I cannot confirm the part#. Wahlau... like the OEM is my father like that. How I know why the change part # for the same item.

    She is an executive herself (= degree holder) yet I feel like I'm talking to some temp stuff who just finish their O levels. Not discriminating or condescending but she really give me that attitude tone lor.

    Whatever, not going to spoil my mood. ahaha... I only niam here. Later if I tell my boss this, i thnk he is going to niam non stop. If any old bird from the agency calls him, he sure will niam also. Then all I can say to that executive is " Good Luck to your bonus".

    p/s: Don't keep asking me this but lesson starts next mon... will update soon. =)